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Panzerkampfwagen

German person: You are just jealous because Germany is more famous than Switzerland! Go eat your Swiss chocolate!
Swiss person: You selfish German idiot fucking panzerkampfwagen hitler jugend!!!
Panzerkampfwagen by dispel July 16, 2006

panzerkampfwagen viii maus

this tank is one of the biggest tanks ever build, it is pure German engeneering work, yet there only is a prototype and it was not mass-produced.
what are you going to use against the Red Army , Fuhrer ?
make a tank so big, none can hijack it, armour thick as a wall, and a bigass gun
that's how the Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus was made

Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf G 

True happiness and joy
Oh my god! Its a Panzerkampfwagen IV ausf G, I'm so fucking erect!

panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2 

This is a religion where they traditionally drive military Panzers and they worship a god named Sebor The Destroyer.
“What religion are you?”
“panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2”

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026