Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 31, 2021

ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.

"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"

by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014

box iron

A Ghanaian name given to a special iron/fool

1. A name for an iron which uses charcoal to heat up...

2. Also a name that can be given to a fool...

He used the box iron on his dress.

by Yobo Christian August 24, 2017

Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say

Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern

by 88177287 November 05, 2023

Ironic Tik Toks

Basically trolls who make these tik tok videos.

i've seen ironic tik toks compilations all day, they won't stop appearing in my recommended.

by imliterallygod October 23, 2018

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 12, 2024

Iron Chef 009

Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!

Person 1. "Who catered the food for the party"?
Person 2. "IRON CHEF 009 duh"!!

by Iron Chef 009 December 21, 2016