Goose

A Canadian slang term for penis.

My Girlfriend is the best! She cooks, she cleans, and she sucks on my goose!

His towel fell in the locker room and I saw his goose.

His goose was so big, I could only take half of it in my pussy.

by Matt Luscious March 2, 2023

goose

a derogatory term used to describe asian males

john - "holy shit its jeremy lin"
ben - "fuck that goose he sucks"

by jeremy goose March 21, 2023

wild goose chase

A frenzied headlong pursuit of someone wif a cute behind dat you wish to pinch.

Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

Silly Goose

You're a fucking Re****

Jack: "He threw water on a grease fire"
Spencer: "What a silly goose"

by Guysom January 20, 2023

ghost goosed

When you feel your but touch something or someone then turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

ghost goosed

When you feel your butt being touched and turn around and nothing or nobody is there.

I turned around and realized I was ghost goosed.

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

Slippery Goose

A local legend

What’s happening, Slippery Goose?

by gint is a gc February 1, 2023