german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018

German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.

-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.

by Naps and Juice September 6, 2020

Turkish-German University

A quite new university formed in Turkey.
Lessons are held dominanly in german, but the university offers studies in english aswell.
Most departments lack some lecturers, but the university itself still functions better than most of the other turkish universities.

is also full of dogs.

I study at Turkish-German University

by Khanon November 29, 2018

German Empire

funny nerd guy from trollbox

German Empire

by Susman90000 March 12, 2022

aisan german

the bitchiest of all aisans

im an aisan german, get it right bitch!!!

by Alex Travis March 28, 2015

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

german snickerdoodle

When you give a girl anal and right after she gives you a blow job.

Dude your grandma totally asked for a german snickerdoodle last night.

by Vanahhhhh April 13, 2016