fingering the fuck out of german women

When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean

Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women

by Njames July 14, 2022

German betrayal

When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.

Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"

by Bizjak July 15, 2022

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

German gaslight

Like Mexican gaslighting, but regarding other genocides as opposed to the spicy-ness of food.

Also a tongue-in-cheek politically incorrect dark humor-jab at concentration camps in general.

Normal person: “Man I can’t believe the Nazis killed that many Jews”
German Gaslighter: “yeah well Stalin was worse! And have you seen what China has been doing??”

by krautwich August 21, 2022

German Hotdog

Pooping on your partners stomach and forming a hotdog by transforming the faeces into the shape of a hotdog bread. Optionally this can be consumed with a bit of "hotdog-sauce"

Babe do you want a german hotdog for dinner today?

by yeeeturmeat September 7, 2022

sneaky German

Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing

Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German

by Mrsb88 October 28, 2022

German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.

I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .

by LyssaMFB November 5, 2022