You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.
Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?
ok, as long as you're less rough.
sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
ok, as long as you're less rough.
sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
by FGIHM April 12, 2014
A sexual method when the woman gets on her knees and the man stands with his legs apart. And she jerks him with one hand while giving him head and using her other hand tap his balls sack lightly, to stimulate the his balls.
by ShinMarvel April 18, 2023
A sexual position where one partner jerks the shaft others penis ,wile sucking on the head ,then a light tapping to the scrotum like a punching bag so as to stimulate orgasmic pressure.
by Mega Wonders April 18, 2023
A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land
Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?
Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it
by German weed wacker April 14, 2017
by bigbarbie86 September 14, 2015
-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
by Naps and Juice September 06, 2020
If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
by The Görmen August 21, 2022