Flinter's Finger

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.

"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."

by goldsac October 20, 2008

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butter finger blast

When a guy is having sex with his girlfriend, and she slides her hand down his ass and her finger accidentally slips into his ass, then he reacts by quickly pulling away and off her finger, in a blasting-off motion.

I was having a great time with Amber even when she gave me the butter finger blast. I actually enjoyed it.

by Science750 July 31, 2022

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my finger slipped

oops my finger slipped~ a saying used to sarcastically say you did something by accident (but you actually did it on purpose)

Friend~*kills me in-game*
Friend~oops my finger slipped
Me~grrrrrrrr

by XxZoexX August 9, 2020

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No Finger February

Girls can’t finger themselves for the whole month of February! NFF

Boy - It’s NFF
Girl - What does that mean?
Boy - No Finger February! So you can’t finger yourself!
Girl - AWH FUCK!

by Poderino! November 4, 2019

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Shining Finger

A technique used by Shining Gundam, in which the Gundam's hand glows and becomes able to crush a gundam's head with ease.

Teased as being a sexual move, when it is really not at all.

Domon Kashuu:"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Shining Finger!"

*Grabs gundam head and crushes it like paper*

by Zaku56 October 17, 2008

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Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

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