Campfire Facial

When your girlfriend is temporarily blinded by the campfire smoke, you stand over her and jerk off on her face.

Gary took advantage of shift in the wind and gave Linda her first campfire facial.

by James S Beam April 8, 2022

Skoda fabia

Pre pubescent man's car. Driven by wannabe boy racers who can't handle a real machine. Owners are too tight/skint to upgrade their car. Prone to mods falling off and silly whiny pathetic pop bangs

What is a skoda fabia

by All-knowing, all-seeing August 5, 2022

Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

Appalachian facial

When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.

Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.

by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022

Big Facial

Spino who is very gay, usually threatens Raptor or Lion. On giving them a big or ginormous facial, usually after if he looses a game.

Lion im going to give you a big facial.

by BossClanton June 29, 2023

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass

Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"

by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024