Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.
Personality
He's a cunt.
Appearance
Spanish Eric
wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.
His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.
Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.
Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
When a hot German guy gets wasted by putting a water bottle filled with mustard gas up a mans ass and smokes it like a bong.
by ericisasherslonglostfather October 06, 2023
A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 06, 2022
He is a tall and white. But he is also a Sped who kill kids and touches them in his house. He is 17 years old and can't do anything and he also uses a X-Box
by Bruhman5 January 30, 2020
A god amongst men. An actor who doesn’t know how to say NO to films, causing him to be the most prolific actor of the modern era and best known for his roles as The Master on Doctor Who and as the voice of a cat in some softcore gay porno. He’s also the stoner brother of Julia Roberts and Emma Roberts’s dad.
by Lynch/Fellini July 17, 2021
Extremely popular youtuber known as the King of Juco, doing crazy stunts, interesting challenges and having alot of fun. Comparable to a Johnny Knoxville of baseball
"Eric Sim cant get over yips because he lost 69 or die while playing for the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes"
by Some random baseball guy February 20, 2024
When you are at the dinner table with guests and you rip a fat fat. Once the smell hits the guests, the head of table gets up walks into his room and slams the door.
by Lips1997 March 31, 2022