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defensive drinking

proactively drinking the premium beer, wine or alcohol so as to prevent others from consuming it
Tim engaged in some defensive drinking when he realized his buddies were consuming the good stuff.

drinkipoo 

An expression to render drinking less harmful. Used when someone maybe should not be having a drink.

1) I just like to have one little drinkipoo before work.
2) I'll just have another drinkipoo before the guests get here, what harm could there be?
drinkipoo by GavinT March 17, 2008

Chink dink 

This refers to a male who is a bit short in manhood.
When he exposed himself to me in the shower I tried to not laugh at his Chink dink.
Chink dink by Sir Duke 21 October 10, 2016

B Drinker 

A person, usually female, who is employed by a club owner to solicit drinks from patrons. B Drinkers use affection, attention and flirting to scam poor, lonely men into buying overpriced drinks (which are sold as liquor and are frequently watered down Kool-Aid) in exchange for a little of their time. A B Drinker is frequently a prostitute who tries to persuade patrons into buying other "goods and services" like drugs and sex. B Drinkers usually work with other B Drinkers in running an evening of scams, at the same establishment, until they wear the patron down or get him drunk enough to be talked into more costly activities. B Drinkers frequently save their swizzle stick from each drink and turn it into the club owner at the end of the night as an accounting method for their "cut" of the overpriced drink sales. B Drinkers commit the illegal act of B Drinking, which is punishable by law. They are commonly found in coastal Mississippi and Louisiana bars and clubs.
Dorie, a B Drinker at the Fox's Den, got arrested by ATC Agents, along with the club owner and several other B Drinkers.

Some sleazy B Drinker scammed that poor, lonely Airman out of his entire paycheck when he bought her fake Cosmos all evening last Saturday.
B Drinker by MSMiss September 1, 2010

drinking narcolepsy 

Drinking Narcolepsy is a chronic neurological disorder induced by alcohol consumption and characterized by overwhelming daytime drowsiness and sudden attacks of sleep. If the urge becomes overwhelming, patients fall asleep for periods lasting from a few minutes to several hours and fall asleep at inappropriate times and places such as bars and restaurants. Drinking Narcolepsy should not be confused with passing out as a Drinking Narcolep will fall asleep, rally, drink some more, only to fall asleep again. This cycle is repeated throughout the day and into the evening.
Tara's drinking narcolepsy was out of control up at Lutsen. She drank and snowboarded all day, fell asleep on the chairlift, fell asleep after snowboarding, fell asleep after hottubbing, and fell asleep in the restaurant.

knacker drinking

When irish teenagers are underage and have nothing less to do they go knacker drinking this is where they buy (or some one who is over 18 buys for them) cheap alcohol (usually dutch gold or vokda) and drink it in woods or the side of the street parks are also popular.. its usually pissing rain and you go home feeling like shit and wet... but it was a night out and you dont feel the wet cause you are so drunk.. all is well until some night the gaurds catch you and you are brought home in the back of the cop car or your stomach gets pumped...
Girl 1 says to girl 2 : you goin drinkin tonight?
Girl 2 answers: yeah i will get a few cans and meet ya up the park around six... i will tell my ma im at your house ok?
Girl 1: no problem see ya then