mainframed's definitions

Money Maker

Slapping someone, specifically an attractive person, on the ass quickly after they walk by you.

I gave the new girl at work the money maker after she passed me in the hallway.

by mainframed February 10, 2009

storm drinking

To consume an excessive amount of alcoholic beverages at the rate of 1 beverage per 10-15 minutes, usually executed in order to obtain a level of intoxication suitable for a specific time frame or purpose

"Time flies when you're busy storm drinking on the bus to South Station!"

by mainframed September 28, 2008

dustpipe

The act of spraying electronics cleaner like Dust-Off into a girl's vagina, placing your open mouth around the vagina, and then inhaling the gas as she pushes it out.

I had some freaky sex with Allison from Intervention which included, among other things, a dustpipe session that put me into a Dust-Off hole.

by mainframed February 9, 2009

Dust-Off Hole

The result of inhaling Dust-Off or other electronics cleaner. The user experiences audio hallucinations, disenfranchisement, black outs, disassociation, confusion, and loss of balance. Users often abuse Dust-Off to achieve this level of intoxication.

Last night I went into a serious Dust-Off hole and thought I was on Noa's Arch!

by mainframed February 9, 2009