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douchebag

A.) A portable shower; usually appropriate for camping purposes.
B.) A guy with at least three ladies at once, one of them being his bonafide girlfriend.
C.) Dudes who wear dickies, turtlenecks, tank tops or Aqua Velva.
Option B:

"Wow! That guy, Zan, is truly a douchebag; does his girlfriend know she is one of four? Is he Mormon?"
by JDubb from the Zoo February 8, 2010
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douchebag

A word people in England use to show that you watch to much american television and your trying to bring a word what nobody uses into popularity (but you fail).
Girl "Ugh these douchebags are annoying me"
Boy "Are you from the USA"
Girl "No, Why?"
Boy "Only Americans say douchebag"
Girl "No they dont all my friends say it"
Boy "You have no friends"
by inspire62 September 17, 2010
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Douchebag

The guy that lives in the lounge and points out useless info
A douchebag who risks being punched in the face when he talks
by D4rkw0lf01 September 29, 2011
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anus-juice-douchebag (AJD)

Anus-juice-douchebag - the absolute lowest semblance of a bottom feeding human being. AJD. A living person who is a tall thin rubber bag that contains so much anal-juice that there is no room for a brain.
Since Trump, lacks any trace of a moral compass, that makes him the first anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) to be US president.
by Arnold Haffers May 24, 2018
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DoucheBagel

Similar to douche bag but it sounds better, and it may be used differently. an absolute definition is a bagel, with douche spread on it. See example
1. Dont be a douchebagel dude!
2. Go eat a douchebagel!
3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?
by Avariss June 2, 2007
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douchbag

when someone attaches numerous summer breeze douch's to a plastic bag.
forgy was and still is a douchbag.
by brain....less March 26, 2004
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douchebag

Hey, did you see that the douchebags from Madison have to live with the highest gay's per capita!!!!
by Johnson Swanson December 21, 2007
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