Covid Toe

Proof that my friends are idiots…

Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022

Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.

Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)

by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020

Covid Companion

A fake friend that uses you to fight boredom during Covid but stops talking to you the second they have anything better to do.

Yeah I don't talk to him anymore, he wasn't a real friend, he was just a Covid Companion.

by Demonoid4242 June 16, 2021

Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask

I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!

by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

covid-19

yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:

TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER

1. THIS IS JUST A JOKE LOL
2. COVID-19 REALLY SUCKS

by chickyemliybestmemeLOL😂🤣 July 26, 2021

matrix COVID

What Agent Smith gives everybody in the matrix sequels. Matrix COVID is usually spread through an Agent Smith clone (these clones are infected people). A person who is infected with Matrix COVID has black semen that if touched, will infect the,pm. This semen usually leaks onto their hands if an infected person touches someone who isn’t infected. The semen will cover the person’s body and a Smith will emerge from the cum.

Though Smith can infect anybody, he usually goes for women. Matrix COVID is anywhere: Hospitals, nightclubs, even your own house! People who are dead can not be infected, so you should probably become an hero if you don’t want Matrix COVID, but getting it is like becoming An Hero except there is no body left over.

The black puddle on the floor reminds Sophia that if she touches it, she will get Matrix COVID

by Bambianca December 25, 2021