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Connor Wood

Knucklehead Fucking 32 teeth He is smiling like a fool Partying like bitches 7/24 cause he is an unemployed loser.

Fucking wannabe ugly little fake ass
A:"Here comes this idiot again"
B: " Who?"
C:" Connor Wood"
A: "Some cheesy wannabe bitch I don't want to be in the same place let's get outta here."
by cinidrot May 13, 2022
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Connor

He's a prick and annoying asf.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?

Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.

Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?

Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.

Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?

Dude 2: I'm down.
by Spicy Soap Dispenser April 28, 2024
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connor ryder

a child who has grey hair and is obsest with a specail needs girl also has never had a good trim ever
mate youve got a connor ryder trim
by harrison ranger July 26, 2022
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Connor Hay

This name means ew. It’s like slime that gets stuck to you and won’t unstick after a long hot day.
Friend 1: hey how’s the burrito?
Friend 2: Connor hay
Friend 1: omg no ew
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pull a kit connor

force somebody to come out of the closet because of useless gay discourse on the internet (queerbaiting accusations etc.)
“this celebrity pointed at a pride flag. they must be gay.”
“don’t pull a kit connor on them.”
by captainshiber December 4, 2022
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Connor Special

the act of running up to some ones dorm room and urinating while ejaculating onto some ones face, then abruptly yet goofily running away.
Someone came up to my dorm door and gave me a connor special?
by crudercape September 30, 2022
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Connor

An amazing boy. Has the warmest hands. Beautiful eyes. perfect hair. Very athletic and cute. You would fall in love with him Immediately. He has the calmest voice and it's so soothing. He will stop anyone from hurting you. Not the smartest but very caring, loyal, and thoughtful. Is a rich boy. He has all the money but. Everyone just hangs out with him because of his personality. He is popular. God he makes you smile so much. The way he laughs makes your heart melt. Every Girl would want Connor as their boyfriend. Unless they lesbian lol.
Baylie: Who is that on the field

Kaylie: Oh. That's definitely a Connor.
by dani_link_ca August 24, 2019
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