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Chester The Molester

A 56 year old geography teacher that stares at ripe 13 year old ass
Guy 1: "Did you hear about the new Chester The Molester?"
Guy 2: "No, what happened?"
Guy 1: "Apparently Allen Leunsmann was caught with his cock in his hand"
by nigprorecords July 6, 2023
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Chester

A personality of Mike from TDROTI
He's really old and really angry
That's all there is to him
Chester: Back in my day we ate with our hands like decent folk
by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023
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Chester

When some one is called or referred to as an “Chester” it usually means they are giving pedo vibes
Yes here comes Rob hitting on the high school girls he’s such a chester
by Teeallure August 26, 2023
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Cluster

A cluster b;

Has Histrionic/Narcissistic/Antisocial or Borderline traits or Similar ones (Ex: Haltose,Sadistic, Abrasive negativistic, Meglomania, Egomania, Sociopathy, Psychopathy)can be called Clusters since their existence is a net negative to humanity too.

Attributes:
Dramatic,Vengeful,Manipulative, Attentionseeking, Inappropriate, Using,Abusive,Jealous,Defensive, SelfServing,Dishonest,Gaslights, Victimblames,Shames, Arrogant,Grandiose,Entitled,Impulsive,Untrustworthy, Controlling, Demanding,Invasive,FragileEgo,Disrespectful,ImpressionManaging, Relies on externa validation, feels justified holding self to lower standards than others, selective memory, Comfort/Pleasure from disempowering others, Desiring fame/power/veneration.
•Rage, Combativeness& even Violence in response to self awareness/realization that ideal self does not match true self/being exposed that the person they portray is not who they truly are •self concept not reliant on authenticity •takes critique as a threat/insult •victim complex, overt/covert superiority complexes •Denys accountability •suppression of empathy & regard & remorse

Clusters who think they are victims selfpity.Even if scars are self inflicted & lowgrade they exaggerate how bad they had it in their head. Some threaten suicide or botch attempts to get others to feel bad. In order to get what they want (ex; resources,sex,

relationships,attention, validation, sympathy,reputation, submission, power) the ends

always justify the means
“I have some empathy but no sympathy for jack. He knew Aly was a total cluster and got involved anyway. He needs to take accountability for the person he picked to be with”.

“I only feel sympathy for the people who get involved with clusters when a cluster is so good at masquerading a fake personality that they fool everyone.”

“Children and Adult Offspring of clusters should estrange their parents.”

“I heard Geoff fell down a well, but she was a cluster so nothing of value was lost. Glad his wife and kids don’t have to endure him anymore.”
by IbreathAir September 25, 2023
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Chester

An Innocent, hardworking guy! With mesmerizing eyes and pretty curls. A person who is unique and truly himself. He's funny, so dedicated, and oh so gentle. A person who you want to protect. A person who changed you for the better. A person who you can truly be yourself around.

A person who you can't find the words to accurately describe becuase he is too sugoi.
"I miss being in the presence of Chester, I feel so appreciated and comfortable"

"I can't imagine how things would be like without my Chester"

"Thank you for being who you are, Chester! "
by WandererF October 7, 2023
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chunter

chuntering is when ur Logan reaches a level of complex chuntering method bulians so we must hit the griddy in Ukraine with acid Souljah to methodize the approximate chunty methodological complexities.
you're chuntering bro

na man im just k holing
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Cluster Brunch

A non-vulgar way of saying a cluster fuck.

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
The crowd of people at Costco on Sunday trying to get free samples was a real cluster Brunch.
by GreetingsADM December 11, 2023
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