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Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it
Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper
by BSkinn January 21, 2010
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Cunt Diamond

The little piece of sunlight below a girls vagina when she's wearing lulu lemons and her legs are together. Approximately 2cm x 2cm of pure perfection.
(walking behind a girl at a mall only to see a nice cunt diamond) "Yo Alvin are you seeing what i am seeing" Al- " Ya T-bone that's one of the best cunt diamond's i have ever seen!"
by Ty " the beefhook" Taylor April 19, 2011
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cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.
1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Alex totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.
by IAmTheOne December 9, 2008
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cunt slime

A person who is such an excessive cunt that they morph into cunt slime.
That cunt is continually acting like a cunt. His constant cunt actions have made him become cunt slime
by barry888 November 24, 2006
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Kangaroo Cunt

slang for Australian Pussy, or for simply an Australian woman.
"See the hot Australian girl over there eating the Vegemite sandwich? I'd love to taste her Kangaroo Cunt."

"Kylie Minogue is one hot Kangaroo Cunt."
by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009
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fat cunt

a word to describe your mother in law
by hahaha July 22, 2003
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total cunt

Generally an abusive, scheming, manipulative exploitative person with very poor judgement of value in life.
The expression is not limited to either gender, and the recipient can be alive or dead.
E.g." Thatcher..she was a total cunt! ", or , Cameron; not only is he a nobhead and wanker, but also a 'total cunt'.
To be used with caution so as not to dilute its meaning!
Why is Nigel Farage such a 'total cunt'?
by stevelarive January 11, 2015
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