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Crap ton

Q: How many do you have?
A: A crap ton!
by Hattermad April 4, 2019
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Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.
I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.
by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016
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Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!
by Ghost_person579 May 6, 2020
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A Crap for That

The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010
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Crap-gathering point

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.
When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.
by anonymous June 13, 2021
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Crap In My Eye

When an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you're eye.
"Ah!" yelled Jerry.
"What's Wrong?" said Sam.
"I just got some crap in my eye," Jerry replied.
by RubixMan August 4, 2017
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crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.
Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
by rachychill April 25, 2017
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