cock facilitate 

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.

cock facilitate by max100 May 31, 2009

cock blockade 

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.

Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.

cock blockade by Moojostuff November 18, 2009

Cock Miles 

A measure of the amount of sexual intercourse a woman has had. Typically with multiple partners over an extended period, the effects of which can often be discerned from her demeanour/appearence.

1. She looks like she has had a lot of cock miles
2. She has got cock miles all over her face

Cock Miles by rupDawg September 23, 2010

Cock Vibration 

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.

Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!

Cock Vibration by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011

Cock lottery 

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

Cock lottery by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011

Cock-wagon 

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.

Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.

Cock-wagon by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011

cock blocking chakra 

A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.

That veterinarian has a cock blocking chakra.

cock blocking chakra by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011