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the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
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burrowing badger

an animal who represents characteristics anyone would desire such as hardwork, dependibilty, funness, and coolness. They are however, allergic to gold and opposed to common belief, do not chunk wood like woodchucks.
Bob's Jordan wanted to be like the burrowing badger it saw prancing in the prairie.
by swhale January 2, 2011
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mackerel badger

When you flatulate, say this to let others know you've farted but you don't want to say it outright. Originated from Invercargill we believe, and can also be shortened to 'maccy badge'
*farts* 'mackerel badger!' teacher: what? class: *giggles*
by yeah,nah October 28, 2010
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glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina
: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her
by glenng421 November 28, 2011
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Untimely Bladder

The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't

Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"

"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"

"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
by drummerguy97 September 3, 2011
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carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
by Daniel Jurgensen October 30, 2012
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fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
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