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when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"
by LiamBest February 23, 2009
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When you are teabagging sombody and your testicles randomly explode and semen is covered over your paterners face.
*teabagging* "damn it! my testicles just exploded!"

Boring voiceover: Oh dear it seems jimmy has done a Trapsackett.
by LiamBest February 24, 2009
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