Blasted

To be high out of your mind.

My friend was over last night and we got some blasted.

by Polly Wog November 8, 2025

master-baster

master-baster - a lesbian profficient impregnating a female with a turkey baster

After years of training kerrie finally graduated as a master-baster

by TammyGail February 14, 2008

Fan Blasted

The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.

WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??

by mighty-coon April 7, 2011

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

dick blister

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from

thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.

by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013

shotgun blasted

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting

Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.

by Anli November 12, 2013

ghetto blasted

Ghetto blasted (verb) is when an individual becomes intoxicated in a fashion that's popular in "the ghetto".

John and George were getting ghetto blasted on forties last night.

by panda_mandax13 January 18, 2014