Secret Life of the American Teenager

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.

daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!

by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011

american idol

The WORST show in the history of television. At least it's good for laughs because most of the contestants CAN'T sing.

American Idol is absolutely HORRIBLE to the ears.

by AYB March 24, 2003

American Idol

To vomit. The term comes from the vomit-inducing television series.

My sister got a bad fever and ended up "American Idol"ing three times.

by birdboy2000 July 7, 2004

Black American Princess

Black American Princess is a somewhat pejorative term used to describe a young woman or girl who has been born into a middle class or upper class family of African-American descent.

oh Shirwanda is such a Black American Princess, just becasue she sporting a new clothes everyweek

by Hooplem July 9, 2006

Americans

People from America that are generally well-liked, easy going, and sometimes crazy (in a good way). Americans have the large scale on personality due to its diversity of culture and race in its population. On one hand, you have gays and lesbians participating in a gay pride parade, on the other, gays are being killed by others upon discovering their orientation. On one hand, you have "prides" (Black Pride), on the other, you have extreme-ists (KKK). One one hand, you have amazing college professors, on the other, you have the fat american kid that doesn't know shit.

Stereotypes:
-Americans are fat; Yeah, some are really fatasses, but many are really fit.
-American kids are rich and spoiled; Yeah, those that are expats in international schools and those in public schools can be real brats. But you probably are too, if you're encountering them and not the better ones.
-Americans are racist; Yeah, those trolls you see online, that white kid that picks on minorities, etc really need to be ball-smacked. But those are usually ignorant people from ages 10-25. Young, stupid, unsophisticated.

In general, they're pretty nice people. Respectable and reasonable, only a small percentage of the American population are douchebags.

This is not written by an american.

You racist shitfuckers at my school deserve to be castrated.

I should have given that Americans who found my wallet my week's pay.

by vlieT November 12, 2009

American politics

A lose,lose scenario.

Both parties buttfuck you.

But the Republicans are kind enough to use anal-lube!

The Democrats dry fuck ya!

There's very little point in voting.

by Ex-Democrat August 7, 2004

Black-American

If you are black and your family has lived in America for so long that they don't know the country in Africa their ancestors originally came from, this is you. Black-Americans are often mistaken for African-Americans.These are two completely different things.

Black American: So I hear you're from Africa.
African: Yes
Black American: So am I!
African: Really?
BA: Yeah
African: What part?
BA: (silence) I don't know but I know my great-great-great-great grand mother moved here from somewhere in the east.

by Blaise Z. January 12, 2005