Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.

Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies

by apexcz June 26, 2020

Autograph

Ejaculating on your sexual partners face, breast or chest, buttocks, and or other body parts.

"I fucked that chick the other day, and she let me put my Autograph on her face, tits, and her ass!"

by bIZzzleObeezzy! May 3, 2010

Autocraphelia

One who wishes to have intercourse sex with, on or in a vehicle. Road, marine or otherwise.

Mike penetrates the fuel tank of his vehicle in an act of autocraphelia

by Ismaybeaprincess March 24, 2005

autodeception

The ability to fool ones self into believing a false item to be true. Self-deceiving.

Due to an extremely potent session of autodeception, young Billy found himself falling quickly from the heights of the cliff; his previous assertion that he could hack gravity proved to be incorrect.

by Davin Greenwell August 4, 2006

Autopause

Walking to a car, it's the place where a conversation becomes momentarily awkward, and often comes to a complete halt after a few failed attempts to shout over the large American sedan or SUV. Emerging from the autopause, the appropriate sentence is "What were we talking about?"

Jane and I were walking to the parkinglot- talking of memories past when upon arriving at the car we put our grocieries in the trunk. In order to get into the car, we went thru the autopause and felt weird that we could not see each other. We had time to think independently for a moment, and when we backed out into traffic, Jane said "What were we talking about?"

by Michael French December 9, 2008

autoperve

Somebody who becomes perverted due to their extreme love for themselves.

John is so infatuated with himself, he's a total autoperve.

by Sam Halverson June 18, 2008

autodominionist

People in cars who believe that roads are their exclusive domain and oppose any other use, e.g., bicycles.

Mandatory registration of bicycles is just another autodominionist attempt to control the roads for themselves.

by StuInMcCandless August 4, 2008