Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

astronaut

not Gayle King.

Gayle King is not an astronaut.

by meow420 April 19, 2025

Astrodynamics

The specialized branch of celestial mechanics and aerospace engineering that deals with the motion of human-made objects in space. It's the "rules of the road" for the cosmos, involving the precise calculation of orbits, trajectories, and the complex gravitational dances required to get from point A to point B in the solar system. This isn't just pointing a rocket and firing; it's a high-stakes game of cosmic pool, using gravity assists, Hohmann transfers, and Lagrange points to slingshot probes across billions of miles with minimal fuel.

Example: When NASA plans a mission to Jupiter, Astrodynamics is used to plot a course that uses a flyby of Venus for a "gravity assist" to gain speed, then a carefully timed Earth flyby for another boost, ensuring the spacecraft arrives with enough fuel to orbit. It's the math that turns science fiction into a flight plan.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

astroturfing

A thought-terminating insult used to dismiss legitimate opinions that happen to oppose anti-government or anti-corporate conspiracy theories.

Person 1: Did you see organization is doing policy?!
Person 2: There are some studies that show it's a good ide—
Person 1: REEEEEE YOU'RE ASTROTURFING REEEEEEEEEE!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!!

by YahooMama March 28, 2026

Astrojumbotron

When your secret corporate affair gets accidentally exposed on a stadium jumbotron, typically during a Coldplay concert, turning your private mess into public entertainment.

Examples:

• bro pulled a full astrojumbotron last night at Coldplay

• HR sent out a memo after the CEO’s astrojumbotron moment

• never underestimate the power of an astrojumbotron to ruin your Friday

by Tima Rocks! July 17, 2025

Astronoming

The act of a CEO having an extra marital affair with the CPO, whilst the head of Human Resources watches.

"Oh Andy is definitely Astronoming that chick" - Chris Martin

by TaFdEr July 18, 2025

Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025