Ripe Apple

A game consisting of putting a rubber band around the beginning of the head of the penis and making the head itself bright red, like a “ripe apple”.

Yeah, last night me and Juan played a game of Ripe Apple to see who’s was the reddest.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019

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Rubbin' Apples

(v.) The act of taking one man's ballsack and tenderly rubbing both balls against eachother inside the sack. The hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. The end result of rubbin' apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.

Marty: "Hey Joe, how far did you get with Mary?"
Joe: "We made out for a while and then I got a real treat when she started rubbin' apples"
Marty: "You lucky son of a gun!"

by Ball Boy November 1, 2013

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yard apple

A turd in the lawn. A Yard Apple is not animal specific, so dog, cat, horse, human is capable of leaving a yard apple.

Uncle Jim got wasted last Christmas and left a huge yard apple until we found it in the spring.

by Suburban Brewer December 2, 2013

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apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

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small apple

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.

My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.

by Jedthurman March 2, 2022

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