apple stroodle

Where you cum and piss at the same time.
I just apple stroodled.
by xxx__Yolo_Swagger__21_xxxx December 09, 2016
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poo apple

When Swype is a dick and you're trying to spell pineapple
What the fuck is poo apple?

Pineapple!!! Fucking Swype
by lordelyssa December 27, 2014
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Apple bobbin

The act of motor boating a girl with a thigh gap's asshole. Preferably when her rear is projected up in the air as to resemble an apple.
Man, that girl at the Walgreens has such a nice ass. I just want to eat it.

Yea, I want to take her apple bobbin'.
by ModernCowboy July 29, 2014
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Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.
Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.
by Manwiche December 11, 2011
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Rubbin' Apples

(v.) The act of taking one man's ballsack and tenderly rubbing both balls against eachother inside the sack. The hand motion closely resembles that which a boy scout would use to start a campfire. The end result of rubbin' apples is a euphoric and explosive climax.
Marty: "Hey Joe, how far did you get with Mary?"
Joe: "We made out for a while and then I got a real treat when she started rubbin' apples"
Marty: "You lucky son of a gun!"
by Ball Boy November 01, 2013
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apple milkshake

Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.
I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.
by Revolution April 27, 2019
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apple purist

Someone who is an Apple fanboy and believes that Apple products should not be adulterated; no third party cases, jailbreaks or non-approved accessories.
You know those Apple purists, they hate people doing anything different to their iPhone's.
by AddictedToday May 12, 2015
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