Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

garden weed

a smoke that tastes better than normal weed

garden weed is yeast

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018

mexi-weed

Weed that is sub-par. Weed that will get you by but will give you a headache.

I went to Lucio's house to get some bomb, but instead walked away with a bag of Mexi-weed.

by McGullicutty April 26, 2006

speed weed

The largest marijuana collective and delivery service in the US based in Los Angeles but serving every legal area in the US. Speed Weed carries the largest selection of top shelf marijuana. They are celebrity endorsed. The owners are cannabis activists that are constantly in the national news on Television, Radio, and Pod Casts. Joe Rogan is a huge supporter and often has the owner Gino on his podcasts.

It's 1am how can we get some dank buds?

Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.

by The Fierce Bambino September 2, 2014

slob weed

someone who is mad grimy, will take your shit without asking. Smokes a lot of weed everyday, fucks people over when he is dealing.

Damn, nigga you stole from your roommate while you were dealing drugs to reading locals at the house, your fucking Slob Weed.

by no where fast December 14, 2010

Butt Weeds

The hair that grows out of your ass crack

dude your butt weeds are so long

by amk010210 July 12, 2010

One weed

A “one weed” is the definition of what the Americans call “roach or tip” the term was created due to Kasey / Kasey browne as she begs for one weeds anywhere she goes

Yo Kasey do you want this one weed from the ash try

by Officialtbr February 21, 2021