German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist

“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”

by Jim reeve March 20, 2019

german empire

yemen but flipped....

Random guy 1: Hey, what if you flip Yemen flag?
Random Yemeni guy: that would be german empire.... so not.

by hellothere356 November 13, 2022

German

A fucked up wanna be Hitler that suck PEEPEE and grows up being dead... oh wait.

German: You, your mom, the kid next to you...

by ChrisG1502 December 2, 2019

german house of fudge

A business in Germany where, for a fee, a person of your choosing will excrete upon your chest

Phil went into the german house of fudge for a good time

by Agame231 October 22, 2017

lil german boy

Lil german boy gohan spends his time in discord and has L rizz and sucks at flirting

Lil german boy said, “Your pink because im hot.”

by Marixiner October 9, 2023

German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.

My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.

by Bear5200 September 30, 2022

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.

Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"

by GameCreepr April 7, 2022