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chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing
by faggot dude February 22, 2010
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Fat-man Burrito

A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.
Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!
by gary696969 March 6, 2010
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man-pa

A man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, tired, wise old man that takes a nap each day.
You could never hang with a hot 20 something because you are such a man-pa!
by caliwindow March 8, 2010
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Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010
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whasdecrack man

A "street" way of saying hello in parts of the west of Ireland, usually by people who have a poor command of english, and speak fast, and are probably walking fast while they are saying it, on the way to the pub to meet up with their floozy girlfriend to get the lend of some money off her, in order to buy rims off the dodgy new guy in town.
man enters pub

"hey whasdecrack man; seen ye last night"
by phaseplasmarifle40wattrange March 11, 2010
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Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"
1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life
by simon3335 May 20, 2009
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man flashes

when a man starts to sweat profusely and feels very warm for no apparent reason. This is the inverse of hot flashes which is only felt by women who are post menopausal
Either I'm getting man flashes or the AC temperature in here needs to be turned down.
by Jakuh May 26, 2009
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