man-pa 

A man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, tired, wise old man that takes a nap each day.

You could never hang with a hot 20 something because you are such a man-pa!

man-pa by caliwindow March 8, 2010

one-man party 

When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.

Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."

one-man party by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010

man panties 

Boxers, Boxer Briefs or Briefs that are made out of a material that a woman's panties would normally be made out of.

"Wow, those man panties are silky smooth"!

man panties by Deppgirl5683 November 10, 2008

Man-pass 

1. A metaphorical permit
2. A device that sanctions or approves a person to partake in activities. One that does not have the freedom to do as they wish will ask the dominant one in a relationship for permission. Said device generally comes at a price or condition.

I totally got the Man-pass from the wife to go play poker tonight!

Man-pass by ODeuce May 7, 2009

Man Pants

The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.

E.g.1

Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants

E.g.2
Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!

Man Pants by MROS June 15, 2013

Epic Tear of Man Pain 

One single tear dripping soulfully and beautifully down the cheek of a hardcore manly man, to express the deep extent of his man pain. Usually caused by daddy issues or deep emotional trauma. Or both. Also can be used in a general way as "Epic Tears of Man Pain", although there can only be one tear at one time.

As he considered how his father never loved him, an EPIC TEAR OF MAN PAIN rolled softly down his stubbly cheek and rested on his chiselled jaw.

Epic Tear of Man Pain by Magnel May 21, 2010

Fat Man Pants

Fat Man Pants are an informal variety of trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes. Often worn by students in college from mainly American branded shops.

John: I'm sick of these jeans, might lash on the old fat man pants later.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.

Fat Man Pants by Surfingarbo June 10, 2010