A man, who is too young to be a grandpa in the real sense, but otherwise exemplifies the conduct typical of a grumpy, tired, wise old man that takes a nap each day.
by caliwindow March 8, 2010
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Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."
by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010
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Boxers, Boxer Briefs or Briefs that are made out of a material that a woman's panties would normally be made out of.
by Deppgirl5683 November 10, 2008
Get the man panties mug.1. A metaphorical permit
2. A device that sanctions or approves a person to partake in activities. One that does not have the freedom to do as they wish will ask the dominant one in a relationship for permission. Said device generally comes at a price or condition.
2. A device that sanctions or approves a person to partake in activities. One that does not have the freedom to do as they wish will ask the dominant one in a relationship for permission. Said device generally comes at a price or condition.
by ODeuce May 7, 2009
Get the Man-pass mug.The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.
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Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants
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Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!
Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants
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Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!
by MROS June 15, 2013
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As he considered how his father never loved him, an EPIC TEAR OF MAN PAIN rolled softly down his stubbly cheek and rested on his chiselled jaw.
by Magnel May 21, 2010
Get the Epic Tear of Man Pain mug.Fat Man Pants are an informal variety of trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes. Often worn by students in college from mainly American branded shops.
John: I'm sick of these jeans, might lash on the old fat man pants later.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.
Buckley: Ah good idea John. My mother packed my bag so I don't have fat man pants with me.
by Surfingarbo June 10, 2010
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