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wagon of cunts

a made up name for someone you hate but still funny
glenn peake is a wagon of cunts
by nipplelicker101 May 24, 2011
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Can of Cunts

Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."

"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 8, 2014
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juggle the cunts

An expression one would use when describing how they would carry many things if they didn't have a carrier bag.
The carrier bag broke as I was walking home from the grocery store, so I had to juggle the cunts the rest of the way.
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juggle the cunts

An expression one would use when describing how they would carry many things if they didn't have a carrier bag.
The carrier bag broke as I was walking home from the grocery store, so I had to juggle the cunts the rest of the way.
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cake and cunting day

Woman: What's a month after steak and blowjob day?

Man: cake and cunting day !!
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Exodus of cunts

A large, loud, slow moving, inebriated instance of students.

Similar in its descriptive classification to a herd of cows, gaggle of geese of murmuration of starlings.

Exodus—noun

A going out; a departure or emigration, usually of a large number of people.

Cunts~noun

Being used in one of the more obviously justified and easily contextually interpretive applications of the phrase.

A group (number unknown, but often greater than 5), with no regard or empathy for others residing in their (very likely) temporary "study based" surroundings, due to the overly excessive and unfiltered consumption of intoxicating substances, along with a distinctly unjustified highly inflated opinion of their own self worth.

Often heard at 'fuck-off' in the morning shouting/screaming inaudible dialect, sometimes at each other, or diversely partaking in what could only really be interpreted as a vague attempt to "sing", commonly accompanied by clapping.

Similar to having a cloned collection of the local, mostly deaf, tramp tanked up on methylated spririt and wailing karaoke/football chants at each other, in semi-unison, or otherwise, whilst rudimentarily trying to find one hand with another on a trailer being dragged through town by a milk float.

Also applicable as a phrase to encompass certain groups of sports fans (with some minor contextual adjustment).
"Punch me in the face and call me Whitney! What the very shit is all that ruckus at this time of the fuck-off?!"

"Clearly an exodus of cunts"
by The $h4d0w February 9, 2019
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