double-edged cock

When your dick is so big, its too scary so you can't get laid. Yet you have the prestige of a massive dick.

I feel bad for that guy Brian's dick is so big he will never fuck. He has a double-edged cock.

by augustbell666 August 27, 2019

Brandon Hancock cock

The biggest thing since sliced bread

He has a Brandon Hancock cock.

by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019

Suck a horses cock

That is known as an insult to when you make someone really mad

Guy 1: your so ugly

Guy2: go suck a horses cock

by Irregular September 25, 2019

Taking a cock

When someone takes a cock they are laying down with nothing to support them except for their penis

Hey look denis is taking a cock

by Ovaljester7820 October 7, 2019

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

Colby’s Cock

Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.

If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.

by Texas ranger November 19, 2019

What The Cock

To exclaim, and ask simultaneously; "What The Actual Fuck Muhfucka!!!"

"You know I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal like to do bath salts and flakka while fisting himself...." "What the cock is that shit!"

by Spungequan October 26, 2019