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metric cuntload

A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.
Mang, I picked a metric cuntload of apples today! Let's make some cider!
by GLaz May 4, 2020
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Piña Cuntlada

When you eat out your partner after lubing them up with coconut oil.
Aaron headed down south, sipping on Stephanie's Piña Cuntlada, and instantly felt like he was whisked away to a tropical beach.
by MisterGreene July 27, 2020
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A Cunting

There is a a Cunting in the bar wanting to see the manager.
by DManCometh December 13, 2020
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Dirty cuntastrophy

The act of eating a used condom out of the vagina after the woman had an affair.
Last night I went down on Debbie and had a dirty cuntastrophy.
by Justspeakinfrumexperience March 10, 2021
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Keep cuntinuity

The task of making sure every shot in a porn film is consistent with the shot that came before as well as e one to follow. For instance of you're shooting a sex scene that's going to take 2 days to shoot and the female talent shows up the 1st day with a full bush. And she shows up o set the 2nd fully shaved then you've definitely got a cuntinuity problem! she'll have to wear a merkin to finish the shot so to speak!
I had to keep cuntinuity on 5hoots before I got a small stand in role as a stunt cock double!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021
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o'cunty

An Irish-American community in Central New York, located in the heart of Oneida County. A tranquil village most of the year. One magical day each year O'Cunty comes alive, it comes alive on "Parade Saturday". "Parade Saturday" transforms "O'Cunty into a rowdy land that rains whiskey and bad life choices.
O'Cunty is a small town where everyone is Irish on "Parade Saturday".
by EYEheartYOUtica April 8, 2021
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Hemmen Cuntylogic

When a person makes up random rules to stop people having fun because they’ve got no friends.
Why did he call the cops? Standard Hemmen Cuntylogic.
by Fix your hoop May 20, 2021
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