a total badass polock with the biggest set of diesel limbs you've ever personally seen. he probably is surrounded by great friends he refers to as his "broskis". can also be a she. in the case of a female ziomkowski she is probably the smartest chick you've ever seen and you dont want to mess with her because her broskis will kill you. she can bake and make bridges using her mind. ziomkowskis never quit. win. lax.
That ziomkowski was so good at everything...its like hes perfect.
The ziomkowski family is so much sexier and so much welathier than us.
The ziomkowski family is so much sexier and so much welathier than us.
by PoLiShMaN54 September 12, 2011
Get the Ziomkowski mug.The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.
Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war
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by alchoholicanonymous April 6, 2015
Get the Zimmermania mug.A zipper merge happens when motorists use both lanes of traffic all the way to a defined merge area, and then alternate in "zipper" fashion into the open lane. By doing it this way, both lanes are used right up until the end, which advocates like New think is a more efficient use of road space.
1st Motorist: "Zipper merging is best for slow heavy traffic. If traffic is light, early merging is fine."
2nd Motorist: "Only problem with zipper merge are the idiots who will not let you merge in front of them so they pull up tight to the car in front of them. They do this even if you try to merge early. I typically will merge at the first available open space."
2nd Motorist: "Only problem with zipper merge are the idiots who will not let you merge in front of them so they pull up tight to the car in front of them. They do this even if you try to merge early. I typically will merge at the first available open space."
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