Baseball Bat Treatment 

Getting beat up by a baseball bat.

This is the warm weather version of the Hockey Stick Treatment.

Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!

Baseball Bat Treatment by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023

Mr.Fantastic Treatment 

The act of 2 people grabbing someone, one person grabs the hair of a body while the other person grabs the leg of the body. The two begin to run as fast as they can. Another way of doing it is tying the scalp of the body to a car while the body’s leg is tied to another car and the two cars drive as fast as they can.

Ezra Miller: I got a bone to pick with you!
Dickman: 😱
*Ezra Miller and his companion proceeds to do the Mr.Fantastic treatment on dickman*

Mr.Fantastic Treatment by Smile 😐 October 3, 2023

The Pine Treatment

Similar to getting shafted, The Pine Treatment is a clever way of saying someone got screwed.

I’m pretty sure that football player retired because he got the pine treatment at every school he transferred to.

The Pine Treatment by Hoodie23 October 16, 2023

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment 

The act of sucking the soul out of a man's dick. Once you're done with him, his dick should be 35 shades lighter than the rest of hi body. Cause an earthquake with the force of your glizzy gobbling

Sarah gave me the Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment

Gawk Gawk big cock suction cuppin mother lovin dick sucking treatment by Yeetifer June 4, 2022

threatlockz 

The point of no return during anal sex with a man. Once you have reached threatlockz you're going to be walking with a limp in the morning.

I really threatlockz'ed the hell out of mrtea.

threatlockz by jaslr November 22, 2007

threatmails 

Pointless emails promising delight and threatening catastrophe if they aren't forwarded to at least "x" number of people.

I send all threatmails to a list of six people I dislike. Send me another one and your name will be on the list.

threatmails by Rachelie-wrp May 22, 2009

Teatowling 

gently placing a teatowel over someones face who you are having sex with.

when making sweet love to someone who may be rather ugly make sure to have a tewtowel near by so you can lightly place it on there face and look at the teatowel (make it one of those souvenir ones, they have good pictures on them)

I'm teatowling your mum

Teatowling by yep1guy December 8, 2009