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Max Q

The moment when a rocket experiences the most intense atmospheric forces during launch.

The moment when a cosmonaut has received confirmation from ground control, and inserts his rocket into space.

A euphemism for the moment of insertion.
"Falcon heavy passed max Q on its trajectory to mars without experiencing rapid unscheduled disassembly."

Elon to a honey:"I took a viagra 20 minutes ago, I expect to reach max q at t+30"
by lil rocketman May 5, 2018
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Average Max

Something you say when you try to sound smart, but you are really a dumbass and have no clue how numbers work.
Boss: how many of these will the customer buy?
Dumbass: the average max is about 36.
by Diabeetis1000 September 23, 2016
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Beta-max

A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.
Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.
by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020
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Dicker Max

A German tank known as K gepanzerte Selbstfahrlafette or Dicker Max. It was used in World War 2 as a tank destroyer and a bunker destroyer.

It is also very annoying in War Thunder
American tank in 1941: ah such a nice day

*Dicker Max Appears*

American tank in 1941: SHIT
by russian cat. August 21, 2023
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Max Ivan

Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
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max rumor

When the youtuber max tech releases another video containing a 1% accurate rumour that he bases on some anonymous chinese leaker
max tech: *drops the 5th macbook pro 14 inch m1x leak video*

me: ah another fucking max rumor
by lolfr April 8, 2021
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max/bringer

This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"
Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY
by Somerandrandomguy July 4, 2004
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