real car

Any automobile that makes over 400 Wheel Horsepower

"If your car makes less than 400 at the wheels excluding the miata of course is it even a real car?"

by PupilGang June 10, 2018

Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal

John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus

by EvanPalm March 4, 2010

CHOOSE A CAR

Code for masturbating.

When you try to beat your personal best, you spend the day choosing a car.

Boy: Back in a sec.
Girl: Where are you going?
Boy: I'm just gonna choose a car.

by Doctor Woo-Hoo August 26, 2016

car rape

unwanted, forceful entry into my lane usually without a blinker.

Did you see that f250 car rape that neon?

by chesh1986 March 20, 2014

Car bj

When you're sitting in your car getting a blowjob from someone.

I received a car bj from my girl the other day when we were sitting in our car outside of a restaurant. She just swallowed my cum.

by S.Prajna June 7, 2018

car ferrit

usually a girl who will pretend to like a lad so she can get lifts in his car. usually before they can drive there self

**** is a right car ferrit she will suck any ones dick for a lift

by ste111 January 21, 2009

Clown car

Donald Trump's limo.

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017