Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021

The ultimate tap

The hottest person you know.

Yo Riley is the ultimate tap

by pussy_annihilator69 June 7, 2019

Tap

A salutation used only to address a fellow of Sandyford Farms.

Now then young Tap.

by Top Tap September 30, 2019

Tapping into

To have sex with someone -- generally male about female

Guy to his friend: Dude, are you tapping into that?

by Taleteller March 28, 2012

TAP

Thoughts And Prayers. Used to convey respect to something that has died or ended. Can also be used when an unfortunate or tragic event has happened. Similar to RIP or F.

A: My car gave out today
B: Aww, TAP.

A: My gf broke up with me today
B: broooo, TAP

by Samwich422 August 18, 2022

Ball tap

The act of putting ones hand in the genital area and rapidly flicking their fingers to hit the testicles. This is a violent act capable of severe pain, testicular retraction, and rupture of the testicle in more severe cases. This form of assault is most commonly performed by Eli's

Jimmy is playing keep-away with Tommys iPad
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho

by GoFigure0 March 5, 2025

TAP

Tits, Ass, & Pussy

Abbreviation used when you can't use the words in a public forum, especially online.

Man, I typed "backdoor entry" into Google and got a bunch of TAP. It was hot!

by hooverit June 21, 2012