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<.7.9.7.6.>The Three Tap Prank Works<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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Insert, tap, or swipe?
Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).
Insert, tap, or swipe? by DrGnome November 9, 2019
If I, Tap Your Back With My Meat Three Times, You Are Going To Cry
Arsepipe Tapioca
A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019
Flex Tape
The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.
It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)
It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)
It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?
*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*
Man: the God's have answered my call
*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*
Man: the God's have answered my call
Flex Tape by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018
techno tapas
(via Telegram)
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."
techno tapas by patree February 10, 2020