your spider is not correct

your completley off topic

friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1: no your spider is not correct i was talking bout harold and kumar

by threex October 10, 2008

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Olden Spiddle

The excess spit or spiddle expelled from an elderly person's mouth. This most frequently occurs while they are retelling long stories from "back in their day." It has been rumored that collecting this olden spiddle and putting it in your boots will bless you with protection from certain outside threats, however, this has never been successfully proven.

Oldman Miller: Back in my day, we didn't have boots like you do, we had to make our boots from scratch, and we had to use charcoal, but the charcoal would go out before you were done...

Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!

by The_Hawk August 8, 2009

Spider-Man

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.

1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004

spiderman hands

jacking off and cumming all over the back of your hand.

chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands

by Nick54 November 12, 2006

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009