gonzo slap

etymology : (1) gonzo - origin unknown (2) slap - Middle English slop, from Middle Dutch; akin to Middle Dutch slippen to slip

definition : an assault on a close friend or acquaintance which requires the antagonist to masturbate, then lick his or her palm, and complete the maneuver by slapping said colleague across either cheek of the face open handed

I heard Dave put a serious gonzo slap on Steve after he stole his jacket. There's a handprint and everything.

by The Gonz September 19, 2004

Wet Slap

When a women slaps a mans face with the wet lips of her vigina. Thus making a slapping sound.

I got wet slapped for being naught under the sheets.

by irusthevirus December 15, 2008

slap

1. An individual underqualified or incompetent in performing a task, especially with regard to engineering.

2. One who fraudlently professes knowledge of a subject despite a total lack of understanding.

3. Inexperienced with or incapable of social interaction.

1. Given even the simplest task - drilling a hole in a plate of aluminum - the slap managed to ruin both the drill bit and the plate.

2. Didn't you overhear him the other day? That slap was telling the new students that it's impossible for steel to fatigue, even though the sample had a textbook fatigue failure. Didn't that guy fail Material Science?

3. The slap's attempts to communicate with his neighbors were awkward and ineffective.

by Go! September 9, 2008

russain slap

When person falls asleep you nut on their face, then wake them up with a few slaps of the cock.

I came home late one night to see my girlfriend sleeping. So i russian slapped her to wake her up.

by Andrew urban September 27, 2004

slap chop

to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.

liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?

pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop

liam: you are such a creep weasel

by fishchicken January 27, 2013

Whiskey Slap

A party game:
Step 1: You get some whiskey
Step 2: You find a partner
Step 3: You take a shot
Step 4: Just as you drink the whiskey, your partner slaps you across the face
Step 5: You hug your partner
Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5, switching roles
Step 7: YOU HAVE THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!

(As seen in the movie "Beside Still Waters")

- Let's play Whiskey Slap!
- No, you never slap me hard enough.
- Oh, oh... I'm so sorry.

"What's a Whiskey Slap?"
- Henry

by WHISKEYSLAP May 9, 2014