shart

when one farts and shits at the same time

dude ive just sharted!

by matty1980 May 26, 2009

smarterchild

An AIM robot that is fun to mess with.

me: molesting little boys is illegal
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
me: yea
SmarterChild: oh.
me: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.

by _____________- July 2, 2006

smartie-hills

a chick with boobs the same size as smarties.

Look at the smartie-hills on her.

by Big Bad Booty Daddy March 20, 2003

smartest guy in the room

The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.

I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not

by operation dogfood March 1, 2015

Smartphone

Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.

Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.

by Definition4975 March 6, 2019

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

by lit_af March 2, 2017

Sarthak

A genuine person you will meet in your life .
A person who can do anything for friendship.
A man with lots of emotions but, can't express it .
Most loving person .
He will be there for you always .
Best secret keeper.

I want to be like 'sarthak’ .
My life became 'sarthak ’ after meeting you.

by anonymous November 25, 2021