shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

Shoot Doodles

Shoot Doodles is something you say instead of a bad word. It should make the people around you laugh.

You drop something on your toe

You: Shoot doodles!

Everyone: Hahaha

by anonymous March 31, 2023

Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.

Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.

by RandomDudeOnTheInternetBecause June 12, 2023

Shoot them in the head

A better metaphor than rip of the band-aid. Meaning getting the job done quick with zero pain after (cause that bitch dead)

Break up with him already, just shoot them in the head.

by Brokenpromises September 13, 2021

The Chocolate Shooting Star

when you and a significant other are 69'ing and the womans ass is in the are and projectile shits into the air

Beck:I hit adam with The Chocolate Shooting Star

by xxXOsitoXxx March 9, 2020

Pinch and shoot

Act of halting and redirecting male ejaculate

David did a pinch and shoot on Tim’s back

by Monkoc June 17, 2022

Shooting Star

A person who comes by and changes your life for the better but the circumstances don't allow you to continue the relationship with them e.g., right person, wrong time.

We make wishes when we look at shooting stars. That person was like one coming true.

I knew it when I saw her. She was my shooting star.

by spiderc4m November 24, 2024