self fish 

to be greedy, only thinking of yourself

Eating all the food? that was self fish.

self fish by Basiq Mr.Nonchalant May 3, 2009

self-beat 

to masterbate, jerk off, "beat" the meat

dawg, c spells self-beat last night!

self-beat by ebony and ivory love April 22, 2006

self loathing heaves 

The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally self hatred. The self loathing heaves are a thing that many people don't even wish on their worst enemy.

After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.

self loathing heaves by buks May 11, 2006

self help 

something that helps you achieve something without using others

Im okay, leave me be I am relying on self help.

self help by fuckmedaddy101 March 6, 2016

Self-Report 

A self-report is doing something that's ultra sus resembling an action Andrew Tate would do.

The Cheeto dust on my fingertips was a self-report I stole my brothers Cheetos.

Self-Report by BIG//WORM January 12, 2023

Self defence 

A term used by non agressive weak losers who protest non violence and black lives matter gay rights in states that promote cameras everywhere ect ect.......

John hawk got arested after he just got home from the war in the middle east for beating up a stupid protesting hippie protesting wars who went up to him with malicious intent he said it was self defence

Self defence by superiorbreed August 21, 2019

Self improvement 

Again, not everyone who sleeps with a lot of women is working to improve themselves.

Hym “What do I have to offer? Before I answer I want to preface what I’m about to say and then I’m going to levy some follow up questions. Even if I had all of the money in the world you wouldn’t get a cent of it. You’re not particularly attractive and you don’t select based on self improvement. What exactly are your standards, objectively? And I don’t mean the standards you purport to have. I mean who have you ACTUALLY fucked that you think is better than me? And what about YOU makes you think YOU’RE interesting? There are literally movies and songs and anime about me. I’m interesting by default. The very content of my being has inspired more things than you’ll ever create. Genetically, I mean, I would say... genius intellect, perfect eye sight (neither of which you have), bone structure of a Brazilian male model. Socially? A rapier wit, profound dialogical prowess, and the ability to navigate exceedingly complex social situations... It’s not that I expect you to ‘lower your standards’ it’s that I don’t believe that you have standards outside of a fat cock and money. What I believe is that you are a whore with a fat cock discount.”

Self improvement by Hym Iam October 16, 2022