Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.

My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.

by Terry needs a job May 4, 2014

Sneezer pooper

The person who says "bless you" when your about to sneeze. But then you dont sneeze because of him

Guy1: aaaaaahhhhh.....
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: god damb it man now im not sneezing! Your such a sneezer pooper...

by Snivy641 December 27, 2014

sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.

Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !

by Colon3l November 9, 2015