A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.
Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.
by Coochiemayne October 13, 2020
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matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
by eloisepr June 10, 2016
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Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022
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by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 7, 2020
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Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"
Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"
by Gtfoofmyface March 20, 2016
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