the pit

A place you go where you have lost the will to live. Full of stripper poles and girls who think they are the new Pamela Anderson, these girls are bogans who think they are better than they are. Your typical lad will think it's acceptable to grind up and down you like a grater when in actual reality the girl he is doing this act to has her eyes widened with a vulgar scared look on her face hoping her friend gets her out of this sticky situation

Guy 1: oi pit Friday?
Guy 2: oath man, three birds i'm talking to on tinder will be there?

Girl 1: want to go to the pit tonight?
Girl 2: thank god i fake tanned last night or else I wouldn't go. How many pingas are we doing?

by isurgirlswagmama April 6, 2017

FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT

someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN

sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE

by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019

dew pit

semen depository

made a huge deposit in the girlfriend dew pit last night.

by Rollypollly June 17, 2018

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

time traveling ball pit

A thing from the fnaf books where a an old ball pit somehow can go back in time opens up the possibility of springtrap being in a medieval suit of armour and is incredibly stra age and stupid

Guy 1 : hey did you hear the new fnaf game takes place in Medivail times how is that possible

Guy 2 : time traveling ball pit that’s how

by mercy deserves medic April 24, 2022

Dank Pits

When your armpits have the very distinct odor associated with weed

Friend 1: "Dude, what smells like weed?"
Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"

by Gtfoofmyface March 20, 2016

Shoulder-pit

The area, your shoulder and armpit combined, that intelligent people sneeze into as to not cover their hands in disgusting germs and disease everything they touch.

He sneezed into his shoulder-pit.

by Princess Turtle March 30, 2009