Phil

A huge cunt who smells like shit

Jim: hey ya twat you’re a massive fucking phil!

by Coolestguy64 June 17, 2018

Phelps

A dining hall at Hope College, Holland, MI.

Let's go eat at Phelps

by Beck Hansen II October 27, 2008

Phil

To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.

by verifone September 9, 2008

Phil Collins

Here's the deal: Phil Collins can't fucking sing. He's a great drummer, but he just plain can't fucking sing. What he *can* do, however, is apply a cheap 80s reverb filter so that people go ZOMG WHAT A GREAT VOICE!!11! What, you seriously thing think that 'great vocalists' echo when they sing?

"I looooove--oh fuck, someone turn the filter on quick."

by Rx January 24, 2005

philadelf

Philadelf is an expression smiliar in meaning to "diggin" or "feelin" something.

When asking someone is they are feeling something, you say "You Philadelf me?"

by Tamer313 July 7, 2008

Frosty Phil and the chills

Awesome A'Cappella band featuring:
Goldman
CupOtea
and
Jshizzle

Frosty Phil and the Chills and so awesome!!

by Frosty Phill November 16, 2006

Dr. Phil

a horny child molester that enjoys taking it up the ass. Also uses others problems to make up for his own lack of a reproductive organ. Contrary to popular belief, he is not Oprah's bitch but instead is her pimp, loaning her out to his heart broken "patients."

CHILD: Mom, when I grow up I want to be a Dr. Phil
MOM: HELL NO HO!!
*mom slaps child*
CHILD: Okay

by STD Mo January 31, 2008