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Philacki 

To be dishonest for your own gain. Also means being completely inept and borderline stupid all while thinking you are smart.
Those managers are full of Philacki, they have no idea what they are doing!
Philacki by Phxjrf February 14, 2021

philacki 

When you say you have COVID, but you really just wanted 10 days off work.
Yo let’s go to Vegas. I can’t bro I work. Just do a Philacki and les goooo!
philacki by Elmamoncito February 14, 2021

Premature Philjaculation

1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever

Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night
what the hell are you? you look Philack!
Philack by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac 

You mean "necro", not "negro", you ignorant jerk. A Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac is one who likes to have sex with burning BLACK relatives of the same sex. Not dead relatives. Although, they'll be dead soon enough if they are burning, I guess.
I once met a homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac who never completely fulfilled his desires because although he could set his relatives on fire and have sex with them, none of his relatives were black.
one who smokes a lot of pot, but who is not a pothead

latin root words: phila=love, caia= latin-ified version of kaya, which is used in Pittsburgh as another word for marijuana
There are many functional, ambitious, hardworking people who, because they enjoy a sleeping bowl or an afternoon joint with some friends, are what we lovingly and respectfully call philacaias.
philacaia by Leah, wife of Jacob February 5, 2009