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Philacki
To be dishonest for your own gain. Also means being completely inept and borderline stupid all while thinking you are smart.
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philpac • Philacki • philacaia • Philachio • Philacio • Philack • Philaculus • philfaction • philmacrackin • Philpatholicity
philacki
philacki by Elmamoncito February 14, 2021
Premature Philjaculation
1) A medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a Phil Collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever
Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
2) the most common disease ever
Past Tense- Prematurely Philjaculated
Matty had a premature philjaculation of the words "Cuz you'll be in my heart" all over my car last night
Premature Philjaculation by Dr. Day aka The Cheese March 31, 2010
Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac
You mean "necro", not "negro", you ignorant jerk. A Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac is one who likes to have sex with burning BLACK relatives of the same sex. Not dead relatives. Although, they'll be dead soon enough if they are burning, I guess.
I once met a homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac who never completely fulfilled his desires because although he could set his relatives on fire and have sex with them, none of his relatives were black.
Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac by sseni April 10, 2008
philacaia
one who smokes a lot of pot, but who is not a pothead
latin root words: phila=love, caia= latin-ified version of kaya, which is used in Pittsburgh as another word for marijuana
latin root words: phila=love, caia= latin-ified version of kaya, which is used in Pittsburgh as another word for marijuana
There are many functional, ambitious, hardworking people who, because they enjoy a sleeping bowl or an afternoon joint with some friends, are what we lovingly and respectfully call philacaias.
philacaia by Leah, wife of Jacob February 5, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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