Chinese Penis Trap

Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.

At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.

by 2drnk2fck January 27, 2007

penis

The drive and motivation in the male population.

Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

penis buffer

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.

Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.

by bob lopez January 7, 2006

redneck penis enlargement

a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.

bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.

by bigdirtysanchez October 15, 2004

Penis Sex

To insert your penis in someone else's penishole.

Your mom's ass pussy was too tight. So instead i had penis sex with her.

by John Kellis Fernando January 8, 2007

Ghost Penis

A ghost penis is an invisble penis you can't feel. Every female has one, you just can't see it. You can look behind it though.

Can I see your ghost penis?
Why its invisble.
But i can see whats behind it. (pick up)


Ross has a ghost penis and i saw it today!(insult)

i have a ghost penis and a vagina!

by louiseandberyl February 11, 2009