ankle pants

The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.

Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"

by heroic69 May 14, 2013

Pants Cape

A pair of pants that are worn as a cape, either when drunk, when mistaking ones neck for legs or when improvising for the lack of a cape.

Ben: "Scott are you wearing your pants around you neck?"

Scott: "Danadandandan Pants cape"

Ben: "Pants Cape?"

Scott: "Pants cape!"

by Burn T.D.I December 9, 2008

Dunny Pants

Shit streaked underwear that are left in public view. Examples; locker rooms, swimming pools, dressing rooms.

Did you see old Bob going down on that stripper at his retirement party?

No, I couldn't concentrate on that because he left his fuckin Dunny Pants laying under the TV.

by Butcher's pal July 18, 2009

Groovy Pants

Something that is good

"well i'm off to mainline enough heroin to stop me from putting a gun between my teeth"

"groovy pants"

by ArchieVeitch January 20, 2009

Hooker Pants

Having pants of a hookerish nature.

Jen got a pair of new hooker pants. She looks mighty hookerish.

by Popsp24 September 8, 2011

goal pants

A pair of pants, usually flattering or stylish, purchased in a size smaller than one's current waistline. The size of the pants become the "goal" size of the purchaser, who is rewarded by being able to wear them once they've lost enough weight.

I bought a pair of goal pants from nordstroms! They only had size 2, but three more months of pilates and they'll fit perfectly!

by goalpants January 27, 2010

Houdini pants

A pair of Pants (British) / Briefs / Underwear, that are missing one or more of the front fastening buttons.
Allowing for one's penis to 'escape' the underwear in a style akin to the late Harry Houdini.

All my boxers are in the wash other than my these damn Houdini Pants, my cock keeps falling out every time I walk anywhere.

by Parker25 June 12, 2009