Poodle noodle

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog

"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"

by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020

Wrestlein' the noodle

wacking off,playing with yourself

adam sandler was wrestlein' the noodle last night

by HonkeySpivey18 May 10, 2010

you like dah noodle

First You Must Speak in an Asian Accent

Example:

Tyler: Hey James

James: Oh Herro

Tyler: Bahaha

James: You like dah noodle?

Tyler: 0.o The Fuck..

James: (walks away with smile)

by DGK_ALL_DAY-125769 September 22, 2011

Ball sac noodle

Another word for pubic hair

He had a ball sac noodle on his face

by Gumbofromtgesimpsons June 8, 2013

Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

poodle my noodle

The act of a male putting his soft penis into a girl's untrimmed vagina

Happens to only gaylords who play fortnite

DUDE "poodle my noodle when" I tried fucking a girl at a party last night it was terrible

by Sumica June 1, 2018