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thats nice 

people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.
Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday

Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day

Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny

Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood
thats nice by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011
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You've got nice eyes 

Used when one is being complimented, but cannot find anything to compliment back, usually because the person is unbearable.
Girl: Omg youre so handsome and perfect

guy: Yeaaa thanks. You are... You've got nice eyes.
You've got nice eyes by wat09 November 19, 2011

nice sauce 

The opposite of weak sauce. Something that is really good!
"Dude, check out this jar of peanut butter; I totally cleaned it out." -Guy 1

"Dude, that is nice sauce!" -Guy 2
nice sauce by Shaun Z December 30, 2007

nice shot, Oswald

From the skill exercised by Lee Harvey Oswald in shooting President Kennedy through cover while in motion, this phrase denotes the respect one must have for the skill used in doing something you don't necessarily like.
"...And then his meme became so popular that it shut down the office email system and we were stuck without communication for two whole days. Nice shot, Oswald."
nice shot, Oswald by Nwebb January 29, 2009

Totally Nice Day 

Dog whistle used by racist neo nazis. The acronym TND means Total N*gger Death and totally nice day is used to disguise the acronym.
Neonazi: Go have a Totally Nice Day

Sane person: Go fuck yourself
Totally Nice Day by 0therwise June 25, 2023
Used to describe something that is great. Made popular and used by wankers who have watched the film 'Human Traffic'
twat1: Nice one brother
twat2: Fukin nice one
twat1: Nice one!
twat2: Nice one!
nice by iguanapunk May 23, 2004
something u say when ur telling some one ur high
yo iam nice right now
nice by K Fleury February 5, 2005